when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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