We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
