I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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