this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
tell me about the eggs
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