My room smells like vodka and shame
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dick very happy bro
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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