She's like a pop up book from hell.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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