is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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