We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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