We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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