Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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