She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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