you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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