ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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