Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
