It's like God shit irony all over that family
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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