Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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