i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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