It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
i drank out of a bidet.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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