Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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