I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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