i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
no you cant smoke seaweed
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
