well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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