You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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