i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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