I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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