Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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