is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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