Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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