i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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