I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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