I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Dicks are not precious.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Randomize
