is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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