I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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