i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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