She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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