it wasn't lemon gatorade
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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