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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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