just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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