I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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