That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
