But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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