I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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