i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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