im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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