Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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