i will never coherently bang her
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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