erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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