we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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