I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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