dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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